Adventures in the United States

Google is my shepherd; I shall not want.

It maketh me to sit down at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf: it leadeth me to Caribou Coffee.

It restoreth my soul: it leadeth me in the paths of free wifi for its name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of “Where the fuck am I?” I will fear no evil: for Google art with me; its GPS and its transit schedules, they comfort me.

Google preparest a table before me in the presence of delayed rail services: it anointest my mouth with corndogs; my Vietnamese Cold Brew runneth over.

Surely bookstores and public bathrooms shall accompany me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the arms of Google forever


4 thoughts on “Adventures in the United States

    1. It’s all so overwhelming: I’m not sure I can make the words twist the right way. Hence, no blog posts. GRL today and I want to just stay in the cafe all day. Everyone is so nice, but even bookish humans make me anxious when in groups.

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