Australian stationery brand Kikki K is releasing a wooden box to conspicuously put your phone in when you get home so you are forced to interact with the humans you live with.
Seller SkullLillyDesigns offers a couples version on Etsy too. (I had to google Guy Finley to find out who the hell he is. That is one obscure person to quote.)
God forbid we should, you know, just turn our phones off. Or maybe the idea is to gift one of these to the person who won’t meet your eyes for longer than half a second at a time, as a subtle hint. At $USD $18 for the small Kikki K box and USD$36 for the large it looks like offline really is a luxury.
With a Squid Ink Pen 
This post refuses to allow me to “like” it.
I leave my phone in the glovebox for days and wonder where it went to. Find it dead, not even in the throes of death beeps all the time. Oops.
PS. Why I’m not anyone’s emergency contact. *shrugs*
Ok, that’s just ridiculous. *facepalm*