I know it will get here before Xmas. I trust you, Amazon.
Update 12 hours later:
Fuck!
It’s not undeliverable!!! I’m right here! I get stuff all the time! I have many, many things from you, Amazon!
*sigh*
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Oh no! Did you get it sorted out with Amazon, I hope?!
Nope. I got the refund, but I’m one Xmas gift down. It was a set of paints for my mom. I have a book for her, so that might be all she’s getting this year, now.
Worse, I still have no idea why this happened. The weird thing is the day before the message said, “Your parcel will be delivered by 8pm tomorrow”. I mean, that’s pretty damn specific for them to then turn around and say, “Delayed,” and then 8 hours later, “Nope. Not happening.”
I also hate that two weeks out from Xmas is not enough time to get something delivered. Except for JetPens. I don’t know why but I get JetPens parcels in about 3 days. They are AWESOME
Wow about JetPens! That is awesome.