Damn you, Hell.

Hell Pizza just introduced The Kraken.

Prawns, free-range chorizo, calamari, roasted peppers, cannellini beans, on a paprika sauce base, topped with chipotle mayo and fresh lemon wedges.

I can’t lie: I want one. Apart from the obvious, squid are fucking delicious. *drools*

It would be easier to deny myself if it was an octopus pizza. Octopus is totally off the menu.

The extent of squid intelligence is much harder to establish, in part because they’re more challenging to keep in the lab. But, just. . .  I can’t. It’s wrong to eat a self-aware and/or highly intelligent organism.

Damn you, personal ethics. No pizza for me. *cries*